November 2008
1 post
“Retailers report steep sales”
– (probably the best example yet where a fifth word would drasitacally change the candor of the headline)
October 2008
4 posts
“McCain says pundits being”
– pundits. Kind of like Manny being Manny.
“Dow ends up almost”
“UN Urges Improved Food”
“AP Presidential Poll: Race”
– we has one.
September 2008
2 posts
“Boy, 5, Dumped By”
– kindergarten sweetheart.
“Bush: World Must Stand”
– Chair shortage too great.
July 2008
21 posts
“US Trying To Salvage”
“Court Tosses FCC Wardrobe”
– Queer Eye for the Power Abuse.
“Dream of Gas Tax”
“Pope Urges Australian Youths”
“McCain talks with auto”
“US, Iraq seek ‘General’”
“Rove Ignores Subpoena, Refuses”
“Thousands Evacuate As Flames”
“Turkey Suspects Al-Qaida In”
“Senate to Pass Bill”
“White House Says Supreme”
– World Says Inferior
“Employers Cut Jobs For”
– Candy
“Death Penalty Possible In”
– …Countries That Practice Capital Punishmet.
“Fugitive Hedge-fund Swindler In”
“Iran Says Any Attack”
– Any Time, Any Place. “You Want Some of This?” asks Ahmadinejad
“Poll: Public Cool To”
– Ice Cream, Warm to Hot Dogs.
“Gen. Clark Won’t Back”
– Sir Mixalot Visibly Offended
“Police: Ex-Convict Suspected Of”
– (does that still count as four?)
“Pentagon To Unveil New”
– …way better than old. You have no idea.
“McCain To Talk Free”
– … “‘eff all y’all” says liberated conservative.
“US, NATO Deaths In”
– UN, UK Deaths Out
June 2008
17 posts
“Pentagon Announces Charges In”
“Bush Signs $162 Billion”
“Obama: I Will Never”
“Helicopter Collision In Northern”
“California Firefighters Battle More”
“Bush Administration Freezing Cuts”
“6 Die As Medical”
“UN: US Food Aid”
“Army Study: Iraq Occupation”
“North Korea Destroys Nuclear”
“Obama, Clinton Take First”
“Congress Passes Iraq War”
“Cheney Aid Denies Writing”
“Stocks Tumble As More”
“Court Rules In Favor”
“Bush Administration Lifts North”
“Supreme Court Says Constitution”